Originally posted by The Omen@Mar 31 2005, 10:41 PM
WELCOME TO CORNWALL.
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HELP
31 March 2005 - 10:49pm
#53
31 March 2005 - 10:50pm
#54
Originally posted by OMFG Tom@Mar 31 2005, 10:48 PM
What the [corn] do you have against me, [corn]? Don't make me get the (corn-based) mafia on your [corn]. :cornninja:
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Corn Mafia? Hmm hmm.
Don Corneone... sounds good.
31 March 2005 - 10:52pm
#55
nothing Tom, I just like picking on the UoG [corn]s :corngrin:
31 March 2005 - 10:54pm
#56
Who did this, did $0m3b0 dy win temporary admin, WTF :cornconfused: :cornconfused: :cornconfused: :cornconfused:
31 March 2005 - 10:55pm
#57
QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS ABOUT CORN #19:
<span style='font-size:10pt;line-height:100%'>Q. Could sex be the answer to worm-free corn?</span>
A. You bet. You corn-eating worms had better watch your sexual habits; they could lead to your demise!
ARS scientists are working on a new technology which they hope will allow growers to control Helicoverpa zea (the corn earworm, tomato fruitworm and cotton bollworm) with fewer chemicals than currently used. The scientists are hoping to capitalize on a peculiar habit of the adult female H. zea: she feeds the first night after she emerges and postpones mating until the second night. If what it is that attracts the moths to certain flowers can be determined, then perhaps the food can be laced with pesticides and thus kill the females before they have a chance to mate.
So now the trick is to reproduce the plant's flower scents artificially. Scientists have identified about a dozen major compounds within the floral extracts--all of them easily synthesized. But the question still remains: which of those dozen compounds is the one or ones that actually attracts the moths? Since there are thousands of possible mixtures, it may take a year or longer to discover the ideal combination. Once that has been done, the floral attractant, a feeding stimulant, and an insecticide could be impregnated in a twist tie which could be wrapped around the cornstalk or tomato vine.
The twist tie, unlike sprayed insecticides, need never touch the ear of corn or the tomato. Yet, the insecticide would be much more effective than trying to kill caterpillars burrowed deep into a plant. Since each female is capable of laying 500 eggs, killing the females before mating would require less expensive chemicals. Finally, since moths can travel 300 miles or more in a single night, this method will stop them before they have a chance to travel, spreading crop damage.
31 March 2005 - 11:01pm
#58
[22:53] <Zheil> I heard in some countries... people EAT corn.
[22:53] <Zheil> Alive.
[22:53] <Zheil> Sometimes even boil them and pour salt on their wounds
[22:53] <PaulC> jesus fucking christ
[22:53] <Gon-X-Gon> oh my god
[22:53] <TheOmen> 
[22:54] <TheOmen> that is horrible
[22:54] <TheOmen> Zheil
[22:54] <Gon-X-Gon> SEND IN THE CORN SPECIAL FORCES!
31 March 2005 - 11:03pm
#59
AWW DON'T FEEL INADEQUATE, FONDLE THAT CORN, GEORGE :corneek: :corneek:
GOD BLESS THE USA
31 March 2005 - 11:06pm
#60
Originally posted by PaulC@Apr 1 2005, 04:03 AM
AWW DON'T FEEL INADEQUATE, FONDLE THAT CORN, GEORGE :corneek: :corneek:
GOD BLESS THE USA
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Or maybe the corn fondles the bush? Think on that mothershuckers. :corntard:
Remember the 
- 4/1/05
31 March 2005 - 11:07pm
#61
They are fondling each other.
It is a interspecies relationship.
Just wait 'til the videos come out.
31 March 2005 - 11:08pm
#62
I can't!
31 March 2005 - 11:10pm
#63
You guys are really good at this like... corn... pun thing (...)
On hiatus. Blame holloway.
31 March 2005 - 11:10pm
#64
on reflection I think you are right tgp, bush definitely has a "jesus christ this piece of corn just raped me in the ass until I bled" look on his face, and I apologize to our commander in chief for maligning him in light of this horrific sexual assault :cornsad:
31 March 2005 - 11:14pm
#65
Originally posted by PaulC@Apr 1 2005, 04:10 AM
on reflection I think you are right tgp, bush definitely has a "jesus christ this piece of corn just raped me in the ass until I bled" look on his face, and I apologize to our commander in chief for maligning him in light of this horrific sexual assault :cornsad:
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Too bad you have the edited version, I have the whole thing, where it pans down and all that can be seen below the waist is a bountiful plethora of corn on bush action. The video is plenty hot, the corn starts to get tired and fails to please the bush, but all of a sudder this eggplant whips out and starts the party all up again, putting the corn to shame.
edit: And there were totally no sexual innuendos in that paragraph I just wrote, I swear.
Remember the - 4/1/05
31 March 2005 - 11:16pm
#66
Originally posted by thegrandpenguin@Apr 1 2005, 04:14 AM
Too bad you have the edited version, I have the whole thing, where it pans down and all that can be seen below the waist is a bountiful plethora of corn on bush action. The video is plenty hot, the corn starts to get tired and fails to please the bush, but all of a sudder this eggplant whips out and starts the party all up again, putting the corn to shame.
edit: And there were totally no sexual innuendos in that paragraph I just wrote, I swear.
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:cornpics:
31 March 2005 - 11:18pm
#67
(FIRST CORN PICS IN LEGENDARY CORN THREAD)
31 March 2005 - 11:40pm
#68
now the corn aliens will rename earth "cornicorpia" after ridding us all off this planet.
1 April 2005 - 12:09am
#69
I have to say, that was a really good pun.
1 April 2005 - 12:16am
#70
Corn Town is gay
Inq should like it.
1 April 2005 - 12:17am
#71
Originally posted by Blue Barry Jam@Apr 1 2005, 05:16 AM
Corn Town is gay
Inq should like it.
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:cornlol: I saw you edit that.
Remember the - 4/1/05
1 April 2005 - 12:38am
#72
Somehow i knew something would happen. One of my usual websites did one. I thought hmmm The town probably did something too. So i go check and voila Corn Town. I can tell you right now i thought The jacket was gonna pull a fake Town getting dead thing, I never expected corn. :cornninja:
And yes you are killing the kitty's. :cornsad: :cornlol:
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1 April 2005 - 12:41am
#73
Originally posted by LegionareMaster@Apr 1 2005, 05:38 AM
Somehow i knew something would happen. One of my usual websites did one. I thought hmmm The town probably did something too. So i go check and voila Corn Town. I can tell you right now i thought The jacket was gonna pull a fake Town getting dead thing, I never expected corn. :cornninja:
And yes you are killing the kitty's. :cornsad: :cornlol:
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Remember the - 4/1/05
1 April 2005 - 12:50am
#74
Bye, guys.
1 April 2005 - 1:20am
#75
Originally posted by OMFG Tom@Mar 31 2005, 09:50 PM
Bye, guys.
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take it to Live Journal
ANIMALS ARE SO CUTE BUT THEY LOOK EVEN CUTER AS THE TRIM ON THE HOOD OF MY JACKET!
1 April 2005 - 4:32am
#76
:cornpics:
........:corndance:
.......:cornrolleyes: < Hai sexy
:cornred: < This is entirely innapropriate and unfunny.
:cornwtf: :corntard: :cornlol: :corncool: <stfu noob
1 April 2005 - 8:27am
#77
Y helo thar, Mr. Corn.
:cornconfused:
:cornninja:
I'm afraid your cornfu will not save you now. We have you cornered!
:corneek:
1 April 2005 - 8:43am
#78
You have no idea how much I love you guys.
1 April 2005 - 8:56am
#79
Originally posted by Shiguru Wazzat@Apr 1 2005, 01:43 PM
You have no idea how much I love you guys.
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:corncran:
1 April 2005 - 9:03am
#80
Originally posted by Shiguru Wazzat@Apr 1 2005, 01:43 PM
You have no idea how much I love you guys.
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Is that you or the corn talking? :cornsmile:
Remember the - 4/1/05
1 April 2005 - 9:03am
#81
You fail at corn.
1 April 2005 - 9:05am
#82
This is not humourous. I'll be reporting all those who took part.
1 April 2005 - 9:06am
#83
Re: Corn Comic
1 April 2005 - 9:08am
#84
Originally posted by TheInquisitor@Apr 1 2005, 02:05 PM
This is not humourous. I'll be reporting all those who took part.
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Is there corn in Britain? :corntard:
Remember the - 4/1/05
1 April 2005 - 9:33am
#85
Originally posted by thegrandpenguin@Apr 1 2005, 09:08 AM
Is there corn in Britain? :corntard:
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Naturally. How do you think Zumbum got so corny?
Pretty girl make mesa corny...
1 April 2005 - 9:53am
#86
i r not corny
1 April 2005 - 10:46am
#87
This is the corniest idea I've ever seen. And yes, that was a corny line. :corncool:
1 April 2005 - 10:49am
#88
Originally posted by thegrandpenguin@Apr 1 2005, 03:08 PM
Is there corn in Britain? :corntard:
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We call it "Maize".
1 April 2005 - 11:13am
#89
This is the worst display of cornography I have ever seen.
1 April 2005 - 11:50am
#90
What the freaking hell is up with this? Honestly?
Corocopia cornography!! :cornpics:
5 April 2005 - 2:37pm
#91
Puns, puns, puns...
5 April 2005 - 5:09pm
#92
Old, old, old.
Locked and moved to the Anthology.
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What the [corn] do you have against me, [corn]? Don't make me get the (corn-based) mafia on your [corn]. :cornninja:
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